Look, I get it, I know it’s that time of the month. This month, to be specific. But I’m not going to do it; I’ve got a real message to share with you all today.
All right, here’s the scoop:
I’m not pulling an April Fool’s Day prank.
You could argue this post was a prank because I deliberately fibbed in the title, but I choose not to look at it that way. Why? Well, because my original plan was to prank you all by sharing the leaks about Avengers: Endgame. Can you imagine if I’d told you that Captain America dies while wielding a remade infinity gauntlet in a showdown with Thanos? God, just the idea of sharing something that sensitive is completely out-of-bounds to me. No sir. Not gonna sink that low for a prank.